It's Christmas time ...

Well it's the season of goodwill to all men ... but it seems to have passed Robbie Savage by. The pictures of him trying to gouge Olof Mellbergs eye is disturbing in the least. Especially after hiw words after Sundays game, dedicating the victory to the Swede.

Oh and our Kelly is in the paper this morning telling us her heart lies in North London, with the Arse ... but had been down Charlton to show off the medals as a favour for a few friends. So there you have it ... I wonder what she did with that Charlton shirt she was handed ...???

Oh and Jason Euell has started the old quit threat stuff. Jase the ace has not played since September and is now a bit pished off. Given that he has been the top scorer for the last 3 seasons he has got a point. It's got to be a toss up between Jase and Radostin but it's down to Curbs. He picks the team and given that Jase is on a shed load of money I don't get what his problem is. Jase get over it ...

On another issue the Tube workers have decided to strike on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve. Hmmm ... is what I say. Does this mirror the Train drivers that striked recently to attend a Christmas Party. Or as they report that the ASLEF drivers want the same deal as the RMT drivers who recently got a 35 hour week and 52 days holiday. Silly me, given that the ASLEF lot just recently settled on a deal for 43 days leave they now want to go back to the table. Work that one out ... I've signed a new improved contract but I want to forget about it because my mate negotiated a better deal. Schucks ...

Looking through the Metro ther's a little piece on how to read the vibes if someone fancies you at the Christmas Party. It says if a bloke fancies a gal he will

"Stroke his beard" ... "Start touching other men" - thats more about back-slapping and arm-punching ... "Make space -maximising movements" ...

Well there you have it. Thats where I've been going wrong!!! I should have listened to Kev all the time ...

It's ahircut time tomorrow ... and I'm still undecided!!! An 80's flick or curly perm ...

My tune of the day: Peppermint Candy - Chocolate Girl