There's an awful lot of coffee in Brazil ...

It just dawned on me that I haven't drunk a coffee for a good few months now!!! I'm not sure why not, but I just haven't.

Should I go to Starbucks .... ? Not until they turn their freeking tap off.

I seem to be in a constant fight against Joe Public. People who eat shit smelling food on trains, who want to read a broadsheet on a packed tube, who cycle the wrong way down a one way street or cut across the pavement when I am walking, who rush to get off a tube then walk at snails pace up the stairs, who use those bags on wheels, who stink !!!!!!!!! I just seem to have had them all lately. Especially the smelly ones. Go to a dry cleaners, for fcuks sake.

I did a bit of refereeing on Saturday morning. It makes me laugh the amount of chat you get back. People kick the ball out then appeal for the throw, who lunge in and dispute a free kick, who stink ...!!!!

I can't believe it's October already. It's nearly Bonfire Night. Sod Halloween.

My tune of the day: He's the Greatest Dancer - Sister Sledge

Stuff

What a week that was ... traipsing over to Sellout to watch Alan Pardews 1970'S World Cup winner wannabees lie down and show no gritt. Anyway they aren't set up like that, so no problem there. Pards says we shouldn't have expected in ya face football, but what we got was can't be assed football. There's a difference ...

Could I find my football boots this morning? I'm refereeing this morning and am gonna have to wear flip-flops. Oh well, the Graham Poll look it is.

My tune of the day: Mind Power - James Brown