Ossies going to Wembley ...

So he sang. But he should have been running the line at UManU last night. You have to laugh though don't you? Well I'm trying to styful a laugh as I phone every Spud I know.

Only in America eh ... only in America!!!!

The world carries on after the tsunami. But our little piece of it should come to a standstill at noon today with a 3 minute, that's three minute period of silence. I would ask if everyone could do their little bit, just a though.

I was just flicking through the paper and came across the Abu Hamza story. It actually beggars belief, that in the twenty first century you can get away with this. He is claiming that his toenails are too long, AND IT HAS LEFT HIM UNABLE TO WALK. Well, couldn't they stick him in a wheelchair and push his ass down the street? Just a thought.

We really are all back in the run of things. The Christmas trees are coming down, the queues for train tickets aren't as big as they were yesterday, and Everset is back on the CIFC email list. Oh he does talk some tosh.

Celebrity Fat club!!! What's that all about???

My tune of the day: Fresh pair of panties on - Snoop Doggy Dog