April Fools ...

It's got to be Alan Shearer. Another year Alan, another year. No, maybe it's not Alan, it's all us muppets who honestly thought he'd retire at the end of the season. Yeah right, you toddle off Alan into the night maybe 2-3 goals shy of the Newcastle record ... a nearly man. The story of your life really.

However looking through the paper the April Fool could be the Sun Sex Writer who says that 1 in 2 women own a sex toy. Now come on, it's got too be far more than that??? Every woman has a wobbly wabbit, don't they? Or maybe it's the women I know ... oh well.

Hang on, it's got to be Meteja Kezzman for accussing UEFA of trying to destroy Chelsea. Hmmmm, yep Metaja, that's right, he got a two game touchline ban and a couple of grand fine. That's what I call lucky, bleedin' lucky.

It could be, wait for it ... Christopher Eccleston. Dr No, er Who, What!!!! THE MUPPET HAS ONLY GONE AND RESIGNED AFTER ONE SERIES, STATING HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE TYPE CAST. YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!!

Or it could be all the fools that go out and buy Jonathan Kings CD. Don't do it.

Oh, I've been sent another pic from the pink party at the weekend. Oh dear ...


I just don't believe it ...


My tune of the day:Sweet Thing - Leroy Burgess