Hells Kitchen ... yadda, yadda

I was stuck watching this last night. I say stuck, well I could have turned it over but I was ... well I was hooked. It's so crass, so horrible that I couldn't turn it over. We have the fat builder, the gay waiter, the single mum, the entrepreneur, the West Indian, so woman from Masterchef!!! I will repeat it's a car crash programme, but I'm already hooked.

What is it with ebay? I'm constantly looking for bargains, that in reality I don't need, but buy anyway. I'm reading Paulo Di Canios autobiography at the moment, that I bought off of ebay. I'm sitting in the office in a teeshirt and jeans that I bought off of ebay. I wore a jacket to work that I bought off of ebay. I think I'm hooked. I actually thought about purchasing Sky+ yesterday but instead bought a freeview box, off of ebay to give me a few more channels in the bedroom. Some people say they wouldn't have a TV in their bedroom. Sod that I say!!!

Two weeks in and I'm fed up with the Election. Everytime I watch the news, we have Michael Howard talking about immigration and asylum. Are there no other issues? Are there no issues relating to your average single, twenty seven year old South Londoner. No, not really ... it's all pensions, send them back, dirty hospitals and superbugs and Tony Blairs suntan. Are you thinking what we're thinking ... er, no not really.

Celebrity Wrestling starts on Saturday. I'm not happy. Wrestling is proper Sports Entertainment it's not something to be scoffed at. They should have just had Ric Flair ride roughshot over all them muppets ..... Wwwwooooooooooooooo.

I just thought, does anyone still do the National Lottery?

My tune of the day: Amazing Love - Anane