Why, why, why?????????????

Why do people wear their mobile phones on their belts?

Why do people who chew gum make so much noise?

Why do people ride their bikes on the pavement?

Why do people who have never been to a football match in their lives always congratulate me when Charlton lose, but say jack shit when they win?

Why do blokes (mainly) drink lager?

Why is a BJ the most perfect end to an evening?

My tune of the day: Touch me in the morning - Marlena Shaw