Election ...

Vote for me, that's what I say. No sod that, would you want to have to go onto GMTV to canvas for votes or have to justify why you jumped the dentist queue when you had a toothache ...!!!!

I voted weeks ago, but I have the feeling that I would change it if I voted today ... oh well.

On a seperate note, thanks for all the well wishes for my Mum. I went to see her down in Worthing yesterday and it's all much of a muchness. It's the LIVER, but the liver specialist isn't available ... yadda, yadda. Blame Mr Blair, not the fact that the specialist is taking private bookings in private hospitals.

So Mrs Rooney doesn't think she's a Chav. Innit ...

Did you all watch the final of the Apprentice? It was all a bit weird and a bit of an anticlimax really ... but the whole 12 weeks has been quality TV. Now, web only have Big Brother left to look forward to .... NOT GOOD.

Has the football season finished yet??

My tune of the day: Trust yourself - Glenn Underground