It's a funny old game ...

We've all scored them. You know, you're 25 yards out you swing your boot and it flies into the corner. Cue Peter Crouch. Yep the Robot is going to win England the World Cup.

More fun and games down in SE7 as Chris Perry is shown the door. This is the same Chris Perry who cost 100k a couple of years ago, and has been worth every penny. When you see the likes of Sorondo it does make you wonder.

We've now been told Bothroyd has left. Blimey, what with JJ, Bartlett and Jetters leaving we're a bit short up front!!!! We'll we were short with them in the squad. That leaves the way open for Kevin Lisbie.

After fretting that Lost had lost its spark, I was pleasantly surprised last night. The show was spot on, back to it's best without the bleedin hatch.

The posh twat has left Big Brother.Or so I have read in the paper. I've not watched it. It's crap, boring and full of idjuts. Can't they put Simon Jordan in there?

Here's a question for you. Do any of you know any websites that do cheap flights? Ideally to Newark.

My tune of the day: Touch - Amerie