Two days and counting

Til we get to see Right Said Fred, back and in shocking full effect. Cometh the World Cup and cometh the men, as they say Deeply Dippy.

Oh I forgot to mention it was the 6th of June yesterday, the end of the world!!!! No that'll be Saturday when Paraguay score their third.

I still don't believe that Peter Crouch will lead England onto glory. I just have visions of him bandy legged and pished. Robo dancing, you can keep it.

It seems that Mr Jordan is going to get his man. Step forward Graeme Souness ... but this is after assurances about ambition and spending plans.

Now Michael Fish has been saying we'll get sun for the next few days, etc, etc. What's the chances it will rain at the weekend? Or on Sunday when it's Keeleys birthday and we were heading for Hoxton. Shorts or no shorts, that's more of a Noel Edmonds tip.

Now I've said that it's come over all overcast ... Definitely not a whooooosh.

My tune of the day: Fancy Lady - Billy Preston