London Lite

Now I've been reading this paper since the Standard priced itself out of the market, and the London Lite gave me a half hour read on the way home. This is the paper that put "The King of Sweden" on it's pages and generally looks at different blogs/ sites on a daily basis. However what I have noticed recently is the amount of blogs written by single (and I won't say simpleton) women and their quest for sex stroke a relationship. It is quite amazing. Last nights edition had some sucka chatting about not being able to get a fella in London. It's the London way of life that makes it difficult. Nothing about her being a munter, crass, with a personality of Fred Wests wife. Yeah it's everyone elses fault. Jesus H, take some responsibility, go and get your teeth fixed, maybe have a facial, buy some deodorant and don't drink so much red wine that you end up with a nose like Alex Fergusons.

And they all seem to be Northerners who want to come to make their fortune and then bugger off to have babies. Well as DX say, I have two words for you ...

Bugger Off ...

My tune of the day: Rabbit - Chas n Dave