You are what you eat!!!!

What is a Twixter?
A: A playground con artist, adept at winning pocket money poker games
B: A person between 20 and 30 years old, with no proper job, who still lives with their parents
C: Someone who can't function at work without a chocolate snack at 4pm each afternoon

Question 2
Shoegazing is:
A: The act of coveting a pair of Manolos, when you're already over your credit limit
B: A style of rock music with a dreamy, blurred sound
C: A state of paralysing social embarrassment

Question 3
Bluesnarfing is:
A: The craze for swimming in a cage surrounded by sharks
B: The practice of recording cover versions of old Jazz standards
C: The use of Bluetooth wireless technology to steal other people's private computer data

Question 4
Your latest Bling is pronounced Braff. Translate into conventional English:
A: Your jewellery is worthless
B: Your jewellery is priceless
C: Your girlfriend/boyfriend is very good looking

Question 5
Sudoku is:
A: An almost inedible Japanese fish
B: An almost insoluble Japanese number puzzle
C: An almost undetectable Japanese earth tremor

Question 6
What's a Chelsea Tractor?
A: The last word in combine harvester technology
B: A four-wheel drive car more likely to be found on the school run in London than driving cross country
C: A red double-decker bus

Question 7
Chuddies are:
A: The sort of elderly ladies who use an umbrella as an offensive weapon
B: Underwear - in Indian slang
C: A threat to the fabric of society

Question 8
An American offers you a bunch of Dead Presidents. Do you:
A: Suspect they're working undercover for the drugs squad
B: Call the murder squad immediately
C: Wonder where they got all that folding money from

Question 9
Tapping up is:
A: A common ruse employed by cowboy plumbers, to overcharge for fixing a washer
B: What publicans do when they change a beer barrel
C: A undercover approach to line someone up for a new job - apparently illegal in Premiership football

Question 10
Podcasting is:
A: Making the tough decision to throw out your garden centre mistakes
B: The art of putting together the ultimate playlist for your i-Pod
C: Digital radio programmes which can be downloaded onto your i-Pod

My tune of the day: Sitting Pretty - First Choice