There's an awful lot of coffee in Brazil ...

It just dawned on me that I haven't drunk a coffee for a good few months now!!! I'm not sure why not, but I just haven't.

Should I go to Starbucks .... ? Not until they turn their freeking tap off.

I seem to be in a constant fight against Joe Public. People who eat shit smelling food on trains, who want to read a broadsheet on a packed tube, who cycle the wrong way down a one way street or cut across the pavement when I am walking, who rush to get off a tube then walk at snails pace up the stairs, who use those bags on wheels, who stink !!!!!!!!! I just seem to have had them all lately. Especially the smelly ones. Go to a dry cleaners, for fcuks sake.

I did a bit of refereeing on Saturday morning. It makes me laugh the amount of chat you get back. People kick the ball out then appeal for the throw, who lunge in and dispute a free kick, who stink ...!!!!

I can't believe it's October already. It's nearly Bonfire Night. Sod Halloween.

My tune of the day: He's the Greatest Dancer - Sister Sledge